Hey you, hold my sword while I impale myself.īRUTUS: Let's see: Rome is being destroyed, all my friends have either been killed or comitted suicide, my wife just poisoned herself, and I'm about to be captured by enemy soldiers. BOOGEDY!ĬASSIUS: GOD DAMMIT WE'RE LOSING THE WAR! I AM OVER THIS SHIT. I'm going to see you a second time, by the way. Uh.BOOGEDY!ĬAESAR'S GHOST: Uh.that's it? Not even an "eek?" Fine, whatever. I'm not even joking.*īRUTUS: Man, ruling Rome was a lot more fun when we weren't being invaded by Octavius.ĬAESAR'S GHOST: BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY! AVENGE.oh, wrong play. but Caesar was generous and humble and basically god on earth, and they totally killed him in cold blood.ĬROWD: RAAAAAAA! KILL THEM ALL!!! *grabs torches and pitchforks and kills fucking everyone, including a random poet who has the same name as one of the conspirators. Now to hold a huge funeral and let his best friend deliver the eulogy to the large, violence-prone mob.ĪNTONY: So the guys who killed Caesar aren't bad guys, really.ĪNTONY. *Caesar skips off to the Senate, confident in the knowledge that he's in a Shakespeare play, where dreams don't predict anything and main characters never get offed*ĬAESAR: Hey, why didn't anyone tell me it was Bring A Dagger To Work Day?ĬASSIUS: Good, he's dead. My wife just had a dream about you and the rest of the senators washing their hands in my blood, so I think I'm going to call in sick today.ĭECIUS: Okay, I'll just tell the guys that you're a pussy who lets his wife tell him what to do. Ready to go to the Senate?ĬAESAR: I dunno. I think we should kill him.ĭECIUS: Happy Ides of March, Caesar. CAESAR: I'll get Julius Caesar, abridged:ĬASSIUS: He's a power-hungry bastard. DECIUS: Okay, I'll just tell the guys that you're a pussy who lets his wife tell him what to do. My wife just had a dream about you and the rest of the senators washing their hands in my blood, so I think I'm going to call in sick today. Ready to go to the Senate? CAESAR: I dunno. Julius Caesar, abridged: BRUTUS: I love Caesar! CASSIUS: He's a power-hungry bastard. The new edition achieves the feat of unprecedented clarity of presentation without any cuts to the original text or the detailed explanations.more Finally, the entire text has been redesigned and reset to enhance readability. In addition, the notes and the introductory material have been completely revised in line with new research and in order to The new edition of the series features new covers and new illustrations, including both new drawings and photos from recent productions of Shakespeare's plays around the globe. The detailed explanatory notes are written clearly and positioned right next to the text-no more squinting at microscopic footnotes or flipping pages back and forth in search of endnotes! Each book ends with aĬomplete list of Shakespeare's plays and a brief chronology of the Bard's life. Scene synopses and character summaries clarify confusing plots, while incisive essays explore the historical context and Shakespeare's sources. Every book is well illustrated, and starts with a commentary and character summary. Presented complete and unabridged, in large print. This exclusive collection of the Bard's best works has been designed specifically for readers new to Shakespeare's rich literary legacy. Every book is well illustrated, The Oxford School Shakespeare has become the preferred introduction to the literary legacy of the greatest playwright in the English language. Each play is presented complete and unabridged, in large print. Print run of 1500.The Oxford School Shakespeare has become the preferred introduction to the literary legacy of the greatest playwright in the English language. Single territory for trade global for academic. Print and/or digital / eBook, including for use in on-line academic databases. Image for Magazines and Journals Book use Image for Website or Social Media Magazines and Journals Web display, social media, apps or blogs. Image for Presentation Website or Social Media Personal presentation use or non-commercial, non-public use within a company or organization only. Not for commercial use, not for public display, not for resale. Personal Prints, Cards, Gifts, Reference.
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